[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting" you (TABLES ARE OUT TO GET ME!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (and a tree... o.o)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Who hasn't?!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 5

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Yeah, wet your finger and run it across! 8D)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 1

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Yeah, me! >.>
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 1

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 2

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (Infront of my ex! I wont explain why I was getting dressed infront of him though... o.o PERV!)
[] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 1

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 18

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.